A Zombie-Good Christmas

Halloween is my favorite holiday; any chance I get to incorporate ghoulish or gruesome things in to Christmas make me happy — any holiday, really. A group I belong to on Facebook (The Haven for Writers) started an “alternative” list of Christmas song titles, and one of those songs was Jingle Bell Rot. Naturally, a zombie-parody was the way to go. Maybe you’ll dust off your Grandmother’s piano and sing your heart out this new festive tune?


Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rot
Jingle bells groan and jingle bells moan
Reaping and reaming zombies with guns
The apocalypse has begun.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rot
Jingle bells’ grime and jingle bells’ slime
Screaming and teaming with Jingle Bell flair
In the zombies’ lair.

In the night-time it’s a fright-time
Let gunshots fire away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To end up like Laurie, Rick, and Shane

Hurry-up, here they come, pick up your feet
Here comes a zombie horde
Mix and a-mingle with their falling out teeth
That’s the jingle yell,
That’s the jingle fell,
That’s the jingle bell rot!!!

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